Cordova, Alaska: where the glaciers are older than written history, the lakes are deeper than the delusion that you can get everyone to smile for that family photo, and you’re surrounded by such calm stillness — wildflowers blooming, bald eagles doing victory laps overhead—you almost don’t even hear your child‘s endless Roblox rant. Welcome to your National Geographic moment, brought to you by total indifference and a pocket full of Goldfish crackers. Thinking of making magical memories that you